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    Default Classic office moment…..

    We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

    I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

    She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….

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    Oi!

    Stick to episode guide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

    I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

    She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….
    just googled it. it sounds fiddly, like clutch aligment.
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    Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?
    daub them on loo doors
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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Right, who wants Wilmslows office and mobile phone numbers so that they can tell him in person what they think of him?
    Send them over. I'll set up a thread on 4Chan.org
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    daub them on loo doors
    Well it's the only way you ever get anyone to phone you outside of wrong numbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well it's the only way you ever get anyone to phone you outside of wrong numbers.
    got a missed call from a farnborough number. i rang it back and the bloke said his name was phil or dave or something. he sounded out of breath, and kept on saying i'm a cage fighter, i'm a cage fighter, oooooooooh yes i'm a cage fighter.

    then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    got a missed call from a farnborough number. i rang it back and the bloke said his name was phil. he sounded out of breath, and kept on saying i'm a cage fighter, i'm a cage fighter, oooooooooh yes i'm a cage fighter.

    then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.
    nom nom nom numpty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    nom nom nom numpty!
    he made that noise too, sounded like this mouth was full. any ideas
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