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    We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
    we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.

    hang on. take a step backwards.

    It wasnt a cat at all.
    There's a bi *****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.

    lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.




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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    eekALot.
    We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
    we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.

    hang on. take a step backwards.

    There's a bi *****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.

    lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.




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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    bi *****-off spider
    Interesting turn of phrase. Slip of the tongue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
    Interesting turn of phrase. Slip of the tongue?
    You can't discriminate against a spider's sexuality these days, the ILGTSA (international lesbian, gay, transgender, spider association) will bring you bang to rights if you're not careful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30
    You lazy bugger. I know it's Sunday but leaving it until nearly lunchtime....

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    I cant believe it.

    not one bit of sympathy.

    not one bit.


    I nearly get my brain sucked out of my eyeball by one of the biggest spiders ever seen in the British Isles. and nobody cares.

    I save my wife, and what do I get ????? why were you in bed at 11:30 ???


    right. just wait till you need me. youse can fck orf and eat a big fat one. ingrates.



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    What type of spider was it then?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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