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    #61
    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    ... I don't have one...
    Believe it or not, we figured that part out for ourselves.
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #62
      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
      Believe it or not, we figured that part out for ourselves.
      Im sure you have......from the university of life...when you were a rent boy.

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        #63
        Originally posted by kandr View Post
        I have a long commute every day and I have been trying various things to relieve the boredom, including using my phone to surf the web (but the signal keeps disappearing), reading a book etc. I think reading a decent newspaper is the key, but which one? I tried the Times, but its a bit to right wing.

        Any suggestions?
        Whizzer and chips ?

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          #64
          Originally posted by kandr View Post
          My Nobel Prize says otherwise.

          Originally posted by sasguru View Post

          The quality of the recent sockies is piss poor.
          Well, it is half-term.

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            #65
            Originally posted by kandr View Post
            I'm not a big book reader, I only read books to educate myself .
            and therein lies the problem

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              #66
              Originally posted by kandr View Post
              My Doctorate says otherwise. Im a Doctor.
              Did you down your own apostrophectomy?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #67
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                and therein lies the problem
                I don't read crappy novels and celeb autobiographies. I read the odd novel like Crime and Punishment or Hunter S Thompson's books, but prefer reading educational books.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by kandr View Post
                  I don't read crappy novels and celeb autobiographies. I read the odd novel like Crime and Punishment or Hunter S Thompson's books, but prefer reading educational books.
                  What have you learnt recently in your literary travels?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by kandr View Post
                    I don't read crappy novels and celeb autobiographies. I read the odd novel like Crime and Punishment or Hunter S Thompson's books, but prefer reading educational books.
                    well that's all right then. but being a big book reader doesn't mean that you need to read "crappy novels and celeb autobiographies"

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                      #70
                      Todays trial

                      So this morning I opted for the Guardian. I enjoyed the read although its a bit of a slow news day, didn't get through it though as I was constructing an email for half the journey, so can't comment too much.

                      However one funny quote from the front page, about how British interrogators are using inhumane techniques, "they make them watch porn, from DVD's".

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