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    Default Neighbours golden retriever

    Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

    I must train my cats to dig his flowers up


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    Wilmslow may be able to offer advice.

    Sounds pretty antisocial to me. Can't you rub his face in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

    I must train my cats to dig his flowers up


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    Does he have a letterbox?
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    Stick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out.
    My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moorfield View Post
    My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.
    Did it die of natural causes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moorfield View Post
    My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.
    Bit harsh you could have asked him to put it out the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliphead View Post
    Stick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.
    What he says.

    Or, pop around to his place, crouch down in the middle of his lawn and drop a log right in the centre. Perhaps give him a little wave on the way out.
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