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    It's THAT time of the year again boys. The women are out at lunchtime for their Christmas drinkies. Its the once a year drinkers that I'm on about. You can see them, hunting in packs, staggering towards you down the high street.

    Then one of them makes a dart for you, gets you in a bear hug, and sticks her tongue down yer throat. They are usually stunners as well, wouldnt look at you twice normally, but now they are so pissed, they just dont care. Then the office munter has a go. slobbers all over yer grid, then she hooks her leg up behind yours (being sexy) loses her balance and falls on her bum.

    Then, in a waft of wine fumes and perfume, they are gone, looking for the next victim.



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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's THAT time of the year again boys. The women are out at lunchtime for their Christmas drinkies. Its the once a year drinkers that I'm on about. You can see them, hunting in packs, staggering towards you down the high street.

    Then one of them makes a dart for you, gets you in a bear hug, and sticks her tongue down yer throat. They are usually stunners as well, wouldnt look at you twice normally, but now they are so pissed, they just dont care. Then the office munter has a go. slobbers all over yer grid, then she hooks her leg up behind yours (being sexy) loses her balance and falls on her bum.

    Then, in a waft of wine fumes and perfume, they are gone, looking for the next victim.



    So where do you recommend we "avoid" so we don't also become "victims"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    So where do you recommend we "avoid" so we don't also become "victims"?
    any high street, between 13:00 and 16:00, mon-fri
    oh, and butt hole road as well


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    Oh crap - have you been in Manchester EO?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cailin maith View Post
    Oh crap - have you been in Manchester EO? hiccup
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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
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    I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in Liverpool Street trying to get a cab one xmas and there were loads of young women wanting to get a cab too.

    One cabby passed them all and picked me up. I commented on this and he said, "I'd rather pick up a drunken City gent than any of those girls. They are far too much trouble. You lot are no trouble whatsoever."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in Liverpool Street trying to get a cab one xmas and there were loads of young women wanting to get a cab too.

    One cabby passed them all and picked me up. I commented on this and he said, "I'd rather pick up a drunken City gent than any of those girls. They are far too much trouble. You lot are no trouble whatsoever."
    And when they have had a few, they ALL start screeching about how THEY want to pay the fare. The cabbies groans inwardly - he knows that the one who pays will be the last one to be dropped off, and he knows why they want to be the last one to be dropped off




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