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    Default Confrontation in the gym last night!

    Had just done a Body Attack, then a Body Pump class, was chilling in the sauna for post workout rest.

    Mostly blokes, but there was also a middle aged woman present.

    Two late teen / early 20 chavs started talking to each other ‘f-ing this, f-ing that’ kind of chat. All decent people in the sauna were looking at the floor not happy.

    I just said ‘Language’. Knowing darned well what I was on about he gives it the big man, ‘what are you going to do about it’ when I pointed out that his language was not appropriate in mixed company.

    Pool lifeguard got the manager over who took him outside the sauna for a chat. Cue his mates abandoning him and joining me in the steam room where he is f-ing and jeffing at the manager!

    If just blokes in the sauna I would not have bothered, but swearing freely in front of ladies and behaving like a muppet has to be challenged.

    Was a very scary shower after though!

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    Wilmslow, you'll now get lots of tellings off and advice from the roughty-toughty types on here, saying how you shouldn't mess wid da boyz in case you get hurt. Like SuitYou01 did when he objected to yoofs causing trouble in his local.

    Well done for having big balls. (And I'm just glad I wasn't in the sauna to see them.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post

    If just blokes in the sauna I would not have bothered, but swearing freely in front of ladies and behaving like a muppet has to be challenged.
    It's forkng annoying when that happens, pair of twats


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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Wilmslow & SuitYou01 to the rescue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Tempted to use that as a sig... including the formatting.
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    Is making personal attacks at me based on my faith what passes for wit in your book?

    Also, I am about the least troll-like poster here. Are you sure you know what the term means?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Had just done a Body Attack, then a Body Pump class, was chilling in the sauna for post workout rest.

    Mostly blokes, but there was also a middle aged woman present.

    Two late teen / early 20 chavs started talking to each other ‘f-ing this, f-ing that’ kind of chat. All decent people in the sauna were looking at the floor not happy.

    I just said ‘Language’. Knowing darned well what I was on about he gives it the big man, ‘what are you going to do about it’ when I pointed out that his language was not appropriate in mixed company.

    Pool lifeguard got the manager over who took him outside the sauna for a chat. Cue his mates abandoning him and joining me in the steam room where he is f-ing and jeffing at the manager!

    If just blokes in the sauna I would not have bothered, but swearing freely in front of ladies and behaving like a muppet has to be challenged.

    Was a very scary shower after though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Is making personal attacks at me based on my faith what passes for wit in your book?

    Also, I am about the least troll-like poster here. Are you sure you know what the term means?
    Point 1: I reserve the right to make fun of anyone who has irrational beliefs e.g. having "faith". HTH.

    Point 2: You are one of the most troll like posters on here ever since you decided to show you had some balls. Shame we've found out they're of the small, wrinkly variety.
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    Well done Wilmslow.

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