So-called girlfriend really hacking me off!

[Wilmslow]

I've lost track, which GF is this?

Wilmslow you're posting a lot this week, are you bored or having a mid-life crisis?

Progressed from a Ford Focus to a Polo, going to the gym every day, and losing the sex on demand.

Must be a mid-life crisis.

[lukemg]

Don't go over there to ditch the bitch, especially as she lives miles away - It's not working out text, good luck for the future, phone off....

[SupremeSpod]

Don't go over there to ditch the bitch, especially as she lives miles away - It's not working out text, good luck for the future, fuq off....

ftfy

[chef]

Mad girlfriend
Lives in Manchester

is she of eastern european descent? If so I think I might know her and my only advice would be run forest run

[Wilmslow]

Mad girlfriend
Lives in Manchester

is she of eastern european descent? If so I think I might know her and my only advice would be run forest run

There are many mad Eastern European women in Manchester, mostly working on the Trans Pennine Express trolleys.

This lass is a Barnsley girl - born and bred, with the typical Barnsley approach to food and life - she thought I was trying to poisen her when we had Parma Ham for lunch!

[MaryPoppins]

Progressed from a Ford Focus to a Polo, going to the gym every day, and losing the sex on demand.

Must be a mid-life crisis.

So, you're a middle aged, VW Polo driving tit. I stand corrected.

[Wilmslow]

So, you're a middle aged, VW Polo driving tit. I stand corrected.

Would you prefer a middle aged Focus Ghia Turbo diesel driving tit instead?

I even offered to present myself in the comany TypeR.

Some women are very hard to please!

[milanbenes]

Mary Mary quite contrary,

quiet luv, and put the kettle on

now Wilmslooooooooooooow, back to business....

top tip...

wimmin have some kind of sixth sense, they can spot a bloke who's not getting any a mile off

so, word from the wise,

don't ditch this one until you have secured a replacement

Milan.

[sasguru]

Would you prefer a middle-aged Focus Ghia Turbo diesel driving tit instead?

I even offered to present myself in the comany Type R.

Some birds are very hard to please!

[SupremeSpod]

Would you prefer a middle-aged Focus Ghia Turbo diesel driving tit instead?

I even offered to present myself in the comany Type R.

Some birds are very hard to please!

Believe me, if you'd met Wilmslow then you wouldn't want anyone confusing the two of you.