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Getting a Prince Alfred?

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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Did you mean Prince Albert?
    No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.


      If it was functional I just have this image of you whipping up a batch of cookies in front of Grandma.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Mustn't mention cream buns.
        bloggoth

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          #24
          In the 70's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because of the headboard banging on the wall

          In the 80's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because cars would arrive from all over , stay for an hour, then leave with different occupants , followed by the sound of the headboard banging on the wall

          In the 90's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because they would shout 'lets get the twister out' followed by the sound of the couch springs boinging

          In the new millenium , age of adornments, you can tell when the neighbours are sh@gging by the clicking of little bits of metal. i suppose they might be knitting.



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