Getting a Prince Alfred?

[MarillionFan]

I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

Thought it was best to ask the congregation first.

[Cliphead]

I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

Thought it was best to ask the congregation first.

you can't pee straight

[xoggoth]

Is this some rude thing? Thought you didn't like rude things.

I don't know why they don't make these piercings have some practical use. I might get a nipple ring if I could tie my reading glasses to it and stop losing them. As for a willy thing, a can opener would be quite useful.

[Cliphead]

As for a willy thing, a can opener would be quite useful.

Not on a willy

[TimberWolf]

Prince Albert?

Something practical would be a light. For when that reassuring tinkle doesn't materialise even after movements 12, 3 , 6 and 9 o'cock from the starting direction fail to establish aim, except to confirm it is off, possibly badly.

[doodab]

Is there anything (harmless) you can drink that makes your piss glow in the dark? That would be quite cool.

[Cliphead]

Is there anything (harmless) you can drink that makes your piss glow in the dark? That would be quite cool.

Would be more useful than cool

[minestrone]

Anyone that chooses to have elective surgery on that part of the body at this age is deranged.

[Zippy]

A gentlemen of my (distant) acquaintance did his own Prince Albert. He was very proud of it and insisted on showing it to everyone. And I didn't know him that well It was not a pretty sight and I think it got infected.
I stopped at my nose. Any piercing below the neck sounds far too painful.

[Cliphead]

I still keep my ear piercings open just for old times sake.