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    Budget is £5 - receiver is 20 year old girl

    Any ideas on what's hot this year?
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    A plant for her desk, a picture frame, £5 voucher towards a boob job?
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    Vibrating butt plugs always a popular present
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Vibrating butt plugs always a popular present
    Does the fiver buy the batteries as well? Just asking ...
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    I drew a vice-president of the company in our secret santa. He's from Hartlepool so I bought him a book with a picture of a monkey on the front. I assume he'll see the funny side.

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    I make it 27p over, is that OK? If you can spare another 31p, upgrade to condoms aimed at men who want to look at a tenage boy popstar when erect:

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    Depending on how strict you are about budget, she'll love one of these. Went down very well at a secret santa a few years ago! I'm sure you can find one cheaper with help of good friend google.

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    Who on earth thinks these things are still a good idea?

    I remember one woman in the office getting a yo-yo wrapped in a g-string. She was very offended. I had to leave the room.

    Is she in the finance team? If so then.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2p2 View Post
    Depending on how strict you are about budget, she'll love one of these. Went down very well at a secret santa a few years ago! I'm sure you can find one cheaper with help of good friend google.
    excellent...
    The budget is £5 but if I can find something suitable for a bit more then I just won't tell anyone
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