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Who else didn't buy the other half a Valetines gift?
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostA jar or two of chocolate spread would be better.Comment
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Fook! It's valentines and id arranged
to go out with a mate tonight. Wondered why the missus was frosty!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFook! It's valentines and id arranged
to go out with a mate tonight. Wondered why the missus was frosty!!!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Card Yes
Present No
Flowers Definite No
I do hate these Retailers' Guilt days. They've even started sneaking in Grandparents' Days as well.
We have fresh flowers in this house 51 weeks a year. Not this week though.
I did read that the two weeks running up to Valentine's day are the two most popular weeks of the year for partners to be dumped. Wonder why?Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Fortunately something I don't have to bother with any more.
Next time I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostBecause nothing says "I Love You" like the faint smell of petrol and desperation.Comment
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Well I wasn't going to buy the psycho ex a card so nope I didn't anyone a cardDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostCard Yes
Present No
Flowers Definite No
I do hate these Retailers' Guilt days. They've even started sneaking in Grandparents' Days as well.
We have fresh flowers in this house 51 weeks a year. Not this week though.
I did read that the two weeks running up to Valentine's day are the two most popular weeks of the year for partners to be dumped. Wonder why?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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