What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime? What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime?
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    Default What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime?

    This Sky news item shows the impact of CyberCrime.

    Cost of UK Cybercrime Revealed: Industry Main Victim Of Web Crooks | Business | Sky News

    Brainstorming session. If you lot were in charge what would you do to cut it down?

    PS Apart from buy a Mac, we'll take that one as read.
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    Lock up all the Cybermen. ***** the lot of 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minestrone View Post
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    Get AtW to create a Cybercrime "SKA" and then wait 15 years. Or maybe a bit longer.
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    Break the internet - problem solved.

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    Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcdonald View Post
    Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option
    That's cruel and abnormal punishment in anyone's book, downright evil!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amcdonald View Post
    Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option
    Make it Deborah Meeden and you've got a deal
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