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    Just had a meeting with a really nice brunette. I would not mind pinching her bum. She is fairly recently out of a long term relationship. I did offer condolences and all of that at the time.

    Walking into this meeting with a colleague, we got talking about her. I said I quite liked her. Soon after she meets up with us as we are walking to the meeting room.

    Colleague says to the lovely brunette that I said I liked her.

    My cool, calm exterior gave way to a beetroot coloured face.

    Brunette said that I know the score.

    Can a lady translate this? I am reading this as she knows I like her, but not sure how to deal with it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Colleague says to the lovely brunette that I said I liked her.
    Were you in the playground at the time... are ye 5?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post

    Brunette said that I know the score.

    Can a lady translate this?
    Translation - No chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Just had a meeting with a really nice brunette. I would not mind pinching her bum. She is fairly recently out of a long term relationship. I did offer condolences and all of that at the time.

    Walking into this meeting with a colleague, we got talking about her. I said I quite liked her. Soon after she meets up with us as we are walking to the meeting room.

    Colleague says to the lovely brunette that I said I liked her.

    My cool, calm exterior gave way to a beetroot coloured face.

    Brunette said that I know the score.

    Can a lady translate this? I am reading this as she knows I like her, but not sure how to deal with it??

    Jobserve time I fear…..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Just had a meeting with a really nice brunette. I would not mind pinching her bum. She is fairly recently out of a long term relationship. I did offer condolences and all of that at the time.

    Walking into this meeting with a colleague, we got talking about her. I said I quite liked her. Soon after she meets up with us as we are walking to the meeting room.

    Colleague says to the lovely brunette that I said I liked her.

    My cool, calm exterior gave way to a beetroot coloured face.

    Brunette said that I know the score.

    Can a lady translate this? I am reading this as she knows I like her, but not sure how to deal with it??

    Jobserve time I fear…..
    It means she thinks you are fugly and would not even if the survival of the human race depended on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cailin maith View Post
    Were you in the playground at the time... are ye 5?


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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Company policy on sex in the office.
    Lol I thought the policy was don't get caught
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    "He knows the score" would have been an attempt to say something noncommital, when put on the spot by inept co-worker. Find her alone and say "I must apologise for my blabbermouth colleague. But you are quite wrong. I do not 'know the score'. If 'the score' is that you are fine as you are, then so be it. Otherwise I'll happily take you out for a drink to discuss 'the score' further."

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    All depends on what she deems "the score", and depends on how badly the last relationship ended.

    How did she react to you mate telling her that you weally, weally liked her?
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