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    #11
    I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

    Sorry mate
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      #12
      Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

      It's a wonder he has any friends left.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

        Sorry mate
        Or he has impetigo from the towels at the B&B
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          #14
          Ask zietghost, probably maggots hatching or something.
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            #15
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

            It's a wonder he has any friends left.
            Come on now, I never claimed to be a doctor. But I am an expert on tropical disease and afflictions. The last time I heard of anyones cheeks going red like this it was a Southern limp wristed shandy Drinker visiting the far North for a contract.

            Lets ask the patient 'are you a Southern poofter ?'





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