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    Default Bullsh1t bingo

    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets


    Shame you're on the phone; it's difficult to stab someone if he isn't in the same room.
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    I hope you have been doing some blue sky thinking and pushing the envelope.

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    You would never have guessed that I work on a building site with the following:

    Just bang it up & worry later,
    what f****** drawing,
    no one told me about that
    That’s a variation that is
    Who cares if its dot & dab or nailed
    What is CSCS (major H&S requirement)
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halo Jones View Post
    You would never have guessed that I work on a building site with the following:

    Just bang it up & worry later,
    what f****** drawing,
    no one told me about that
    That’s a variation that is
    Who cares if its dot & dab or nailed
    What is CSCS (major H&S requirement)
    That's about standard actually
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    So far on a call I've heard the following;

    Hit the gas
    Access the value stack
    Rightsourcing (twice)
    Industrialise the assets


    Can you play my card for me?

    If have :

    Value added synergies
    Low hanging fruit
    Bandwidth
    Moving forwards

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    Can you play my card for me?

    If have :

    Value added synergies
    Low hanging fruit
    Bandwidth
    Moving forwards

    done

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    "involving learning on the project excellence journey"

    "interacting with learning consultants in the PM space."

    FFS!

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    Lots of common sense for a man without a proper surname;

    http://www.businesswings.co.uk/artic...ness-bulltulip
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 23rd February 2011 at 10:01.
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