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    One broccoli, one carrot, one onion. Chop the lot. Bung them in a saucepan with half a litre of water and an oxo. Boil for 5 minutes.

    Bung the lot in a blender. What have you got?

    A fantastic soup. Tastes great. Presumably healthy.

    Total preparation time = 10 minutes.

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    What's so healthy about eating something with the calorific value of a toenail clipping?

    You need sustenance, man, sustenance! At least eat some bread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    What's so healthy about eating something with the calorific value of a toenail clipping?

    You need sustenance, man, sustenance! At least eat some bread!
    Of course, I had a bread roll with it. Followed by some dark chocolate. And then a big w*nk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussielong View Post
    One broccoli, one carrot, one onion. Chop the lot. Bung them in a saucepan with half a litre of water and an oxo. Boil for 5 minutes.

    Bung the lot in a blender. What have you got?

    A fantastic base for gravy to put on chips and pies. Tastes great. Presumably healthy.

    Total preparation time = 10 minutes.
    FTFY

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    Add a potato in to thicken it slightly. Not raw obviously. Or green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aussielong View Post
    Of course, I had a bread roll with it. Followed by some dark chocolate. And then a big w*nk.
    How many calories did you get by eating that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenLabel View Post
    How many calories did you get by eating that?
    I think it offset my intake, so i'm net flat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussielong View Post
    One broccoli, one carrot, one onion. Chop the lot. Bung them in a saucepan with half a litre of water and an oxo. Boil for 5 minutes.

    Bung the lot in a blender. What have you got?

    A fantastic soup. Tastes great. Presumably healthy.
    Total preparation time = 10 minutes.

    No. Oxo has too much salt.
    Far better to take your girly up the Oxo Tower
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    No. Oxo has too much salt.
    Far better to take your girly up the Oxo Tower
    Damn, I knew it was too good to be true.

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