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    That doesn't sound hygenic
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    Perhaps he misundestood what a spitroast was all about ?
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    Didn't he even bother to marinade her first?
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    This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"
    I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

    Does she get paid well?
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    You'd be kicking yourself that you hadn't milked her first for an ice cream dessert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

    Does she get paid well?
    It's a brilliant job. I've helped her make up stories before now, and she's used my name in stories quite often, for a laugh; when real names can't be used. She's well paid considering she adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.
    sounds familiar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    sounds familiar
    We've tons in common
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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