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    Default Last day in the office checklist.

    Last day today.

    Browser history cleared.
    Bookmarks deleted.
    Fileshare cleaned up and recycle bin emptied.
    Relevant documentation copied and mailed to my web mail account.
    Bodies hidden.
    Evidence destroyed.
    Incriminating materiel planted on the laptops of those who deserve it.
    On a promise with the MD's PA later.

    Anything I've forgotten?

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    Final pot noodle in the toilets.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Final pot noodle in the toilets.
    Only if the PA is crap
    Last edited by DaveB; 25th February 2011 at 11:46.

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    Mich the Tester is NOT a disguised employee

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveb View Post
    anything i've forgotten?
    get timesheet signed!
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Stationery cupboard raid?
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    get timesheet signed!
    <cough> Permie <cough>

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
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    make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email
    Coffee's for closers

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    Place easter egg in HR system.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Place easter egg in HR system.
    I laid an "egg" in the HR managers desk drawer. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email
    Clear out work email account.

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