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    Sorry cant stop, got to get my cow in

    nom nom nom


    just picked up my 1/4 of a cow and stuck it in the chest freezer in the garage.

    the freezer is bursting now with a couple of lambs, half a pig and now the beef.

    tonight I am making a chille con carne with new fresh mince. a topside joint tomorrow.

    ahh, its fkng great being a contractor man




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    #2
    Date a chef, then get her to cook you a slap up meal.

    Simples!
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      Date a chef, then get her to cook you a slap up meal.

      Simples!
      brilliant. just hope the missus doesnt mind




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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        brilliant. just hope the missus doesnt mind




        I thought this was a thread about the missus at first
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          nom nom nom


          just picked up my 1/4 of a cow and stuck it in the chest freezer in the garage.

          the freezer is bursting now with a couple of lambs, half a pig and now the beef.

          tonight I am making a chille con carne with new fresh mince. a topside joint tomorrow.

          ahh, its fkng great being a contractor man




          You lucky.....................

          If only I had a chest freezer.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #6
            Wait for MF to arrive to tell us about his 5 industrial chest freezers crammed full with exotic meats like Alpaca, Okapi, Rhino etc etc.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Slam in the lamb!
              Get some pork on your fork!
              Get some veal in your meal!
              Get your teef in some beef!
              Eat more chicken or I'm sending the lads round to give you a kickin!
              etc.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                nom nom nom


                just picked up my 1/4 of a cow and stuck it in the chest freezer in the garage.

                the freezer is bursting now with a couple of lambs, half a pig and now the beef.

                tonight I am making a chille con carne with new fresh mince. a topside joint tomorrow.

                ahh, its fkng great being a contractor man




                All I can think of now is

                Beef and ale stew
                Lamb, red wine and chorizo stew
                Pork belly braised in cider
                Pork chops with mustard and honey
                Lamb chops with garlic and rosemary
                Roast loin of pork with apple sauce and mmmmm crackling
                roast forerib of beef with all the trimmings
                cottage pie
                shepherds pie
                Pork ribs with honey, soy, garlic and oyster sauce
                Ham hock with peas
                steak, steak and more steak......
                Brisket
                roast leg of lamb with herbs

                I'm hungry now......................

                I think EO needs some help eating all that food, CUK bbq round at his, bring a bottle....
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  All I can think of now is

                  Beef and ale stew
                  Lamb, red wine and chorizo stew
                  Pork belly braised in cider
                  Pork chops with mustard and honey
                  Lamb chops with garlic and rosemary
                  Roast loin of pork with apple sauce and mmmmm crackling
                  roast forerib of beef with all the trimmings
                  cottage pie
                  shepherds pie
                  Pork ribs with honey, soy, garlic and oyster sauce
                  Ham hock with peas
                  steak, steak and more steak......
                  Brisket
                  roast leg of lamb with herbs

                  I'm hungry now......................

                  I think EO needs some help eating all that food, CUK bbq round at his, bring a bottle....
                  I'm in
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    All I can think of now is

                    Beef and ale stew
                    Lamb, red wine and chorizo stew
                    Pork belly braised in cider
                    Pork chops with mustard and honey
                    Lamb chops with garlic and rosemary
                    Roast loin of pork with apple sauce and mmmmm crackling
                    roast forerib of beef with all the trimmings
                    cottage pie
                    shepherds pie
                    Pork ribs with honey, soy, garlic and oyster sauce
                    Ham hock with peas
                    steak, steak and more steak......
                    Brisket
                    roast leg of lamb with herbs

                    I'm hungry now......................

                    I think EO needs some help eating all that food, CUK bbq round at his, bring a bottle....
                    Sounds like my work restuarant!

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