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    Default Why does tinned mango smell like farts?

    Seriously, I opened a tin of mango pieces, put some in a bowl to eat there and then, and put the rest (along with juice/syrup) in a plastic dish with an airtight lid and put it in the fridge ready for the next day. When I opened the plastic dish the following day, it smelt like someone had farted. Distgusting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Seriously, I opened a tin of mango pieces, put some in a bowl to eat there and then, and put the rest (along with juice/syrup) in a plastic dish with an airtight lid and put it in the fridge ready for the next day. When I opened the plastic dish the following day, it smelt like someone had farted. Distgusting!
    Possible - it was an old tin and the acid in the fruit had reacted with the lining producing hydrogen sulphide. It won't kill you unless you can't smell it. Then you wouldn't know much about it anyway.
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    I would be worried if your farts smell of mango.

    Although I'd be more worried if they smelt of man goo.
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    That's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.
    But have you ever had jizz that tasted of pears?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    But have you ever had jizz that tasted of pears?
    Not that I can recall. Scoffed that pear though, if that tells you anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.
    strange

    I've never come across a pair like yours




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