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    Default Scousers on a day trip.

    Just had 8 scousers visit the shop.

    Shell suits, perms. They really are a stereotype. It took me five minutes to realise that the hacking and deep guttaral(sic) coughing was in fact a 'English'

    I really did think they were Flemish.

    To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

    Who says stereotypes aren't true??
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    I'd do a quick stock check to make sure that there is nothing else missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I'd do a quick stock check to make sure that there is nothing else missing
    FFS!!! The Indian dining table at the far end of the shop is on breeze blocks!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Just had 8 scousers visit the shop.

    Shell suits, perms. They really are a stereotype. It took me five minutes to realise that the hacking and deep guttaral(sic) coughing was in fact a 'English'

    I really did think they were Flemish.

    To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

    Who says stereotypes aren't true??
    Were they wingeing all the time?

    I hope you wrapped their purchases in a copy of The Sun.
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    I think my eyes are going gozzy.
    I totally misread the title, I thought it said 'Eight salt of the earth types customers deigned to come into my tat sh1t hole of a tat shop'

    I shouldda gone to specsavers.

    Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book
    That's why he is doing it on here and not to their war mask faces...

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    sounds like a bit of a porky pie to me. 8 scousers no less, all wearing shell suits and with perms and buying cuddly toy cats and a sword.

    must be a slow comment day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think my eyes are going gozzy.
    I totally misread the title, I thought it said 'Eight salt of the earth types customers deigned to come into my tat sh1t hole of a tat shop'

    I shouldda gone to specsavers.

    Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book


    They were not all 'blokes'. At least two were the female of the species, but in truth was difficult to tell. I think that one bought the cat. And at least one of their offspring / that or was a midget that kept touching things. In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'
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    Why are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?

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