AIBU - To want to tell people like this reporter to F OFF!

[MarillionFan]

Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

"Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "

What a load of rubbish.

You must breast feed a child otherwise you will do them harm
Must be quiet at the table and not take them to a restaurant where other miserable people may be eating
They mustn't be too thin or too fat
Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.
Shouldn't have a bottle after a certain age.
Must read at age 4

Plus, just had to get a form signed by the teacher at the local school that says I am allowed to take my four year old daughter out of school, but if absences are not recorded than I am committing a legal offense!!!!!!!!!

Who the **** do these people think they are????!!!!!

MF in (can't be bothered to post this on Mumsnet as they're all a little too nasty while compared to fluffy bunny posters on CUK) Mode.

[cailin maith]

I wish they would leave that child alone.

[FiveTimes]

and you have to send a letter in to the school saying that your child will be wearing goggles during the class swimming lessons.

FFS the goggles were recommended by the swim club they go to. But for some reason you need to send a letter in to school to "protect" them in case something happens.

[sasguru]

Send them to public school.
Next!

[MarillionFan]

Send them to public school.
Next!

(See post about Public School earlier) 's

[MaryPoppins]

Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

"Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "

But, but...dummies shut them up?

[2BIT]

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Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.

to be fair my sister sucked her finger when she was young and it acted like a reverse-brace and pushed her teeth out so she was buck-toothed, she then wore a brace for about 4 years to correct them

[DimPrawn]

Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

"Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "

What a load of rubbish.

You must breast feed a child otherwise you will do them harm
Must be quiet at the table and not take them to a restaurant where other miserable people may be eating
They mustn't be too thin or too fat
Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.
Shouldn't have a bottle after a certain age.
Must read at age 4

Plus, just had to get a form signed by the teacher at the local school that says I am allowed to take my four year old daughter out of school, but if absences are not recorded than I am committing a legal offense!!!!!!!!!

Who the **** do these people think they are????!!!!!

MF in (can't be bothered to post this on Mumsnet as they're all a little too nasty while compared to fluffy bunny posters on CUK) Mode.

I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.

[Churchill]

I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.

Well, he is a yank

[MarillionFan]

But, but...dummies shut them up?

Exactly!

I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.

Now Dim, pop this in your mouth and we can all get some rest.

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liv..._14317_300.jpg

(It's one of Suityou's he spat out)