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    Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    "Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "

    What a load of rubbish.

    You must breast feed a child otherwise you will do them harm
    Must be quiet at the table and not take them to a restaurant where other miserable people may be eating
    They mustn't be too thin or too fat
    Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.
    Shouldn't have a bottle after a certain age.
    Must read at age 4

    Plus, just had to get a form signed by the teacher at the local school that says I am allowed to take my four year old daughter out of school, but if absences are not recorded than I am committing a legal offense!!!!!!!!!

    Who the **** do these people think they are????!!!!!

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    I wish they would leave that child alone.
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    and you have to send a letter in to the school saying that your child will be wearing goggles during the class swimming lessons.

    FFS the goggles were recommended by the swim club they go to. But for some reason you need to send a letter in to school to "protect" them in case something happens.

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    Send them to public school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Send them to public school.
    Next!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    "Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "
    But, but...dummies shut them up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    [url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3451517/Are-Tom-Katie-a-pair-of-dummies.html]

    Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.
    to be fair my sister sucked her finger when she was young and it acted like a reverse-brace and pushed her teeth out so she was buck-toothed, she then wore a brace for about 4 years to correct them

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Are Tom & Katie a pair of dummies? | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    "Opinions differ on the subject but it's generally accepted that children should not use a dummy much past the age of six months. "

    What a load of rubbish.

    You must breast feed a child otherwise you will do them harm
    Must be quiet at the table and not take them to a restaurant where other miserable people may be eating
    They mustn't be too thin or too fat
    Cannot suck their thumb as that's bad for their teeth.
    Shouldn't have a bottle after a certain age.
    Must read at age 4

    Plus, just had to get a form signed by the teacher at the local school that says I am allowed to take my four year old daughter out of school, but if absences are not recorded than I am committing a legal offense!!!!!!!!!

    Who the **** do these people think they are????!!!!!

    MF in (can't be bothered to post this on Mumsnet as they're all a little too nasty while compared to fluffy bunny posters on CUK) Mode.
    I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.
    Well, he is a yank

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    But, but...dummies shut them up?
    Exactly!

    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I might be reading this wrong, but I have a feeling MF has a house full of illiterate, fat, dummy sucking, anti-social, buck toothed kids.
    Now Dim, pop this in your mouth and we can all get some rest.

    http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liv..._14317_300.jpg

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