Happy St Patricks Day

[GillsMan]

Decided not to go out tonight, which is a bit of a major shocker given my insatiable drinking habits. While I'm incredibly proud to be Irish (albeit, with a slightly cockney accent), I just don't want to go out and dodge the feckwits in jester hats, or pretend I like Guinness, and listen to idiots talk about how they're "really up for the crack [sic]". Craic ffs!

Instead, I'm going to go home, pour a large glass of Jameson's and be grateful that I'm dodging all of London's idiot city winkers on St Patrick's day.

Ciall agus neart, brothers.

[singhr]

What did St Patrick say to the snakes as he was driving them out of Ireland?

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'Are you alright in the back there lads?'

[MaryPoppins]

Although I claim to be Irish, I have never tasted Guinness

You're not missing much. I tasted it once, it tasted of bum.

[Old Greg]

You're not missing much. I tasted it once, it tasted of bum.

Whose bum?

[MaryPoppins]

Whose bum?

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

[norrahe]

Decided not to go out tonight, which is a bit of a major shocker given my insatiable drinking habits. While I'm incredibly proud to be Irish (albeit, with a slightly cockney accent), I just don't want to go out and dodge the feckwits in jester hats, or pretend I like Guinness, and listen to idiots talk about how they're "really up for the crack [sic]". Craic ffs!

Instead, I'm going to go home, pour a large glass of Jameson's and be grateful that I'm dodging all of London's idiot city winkers on St Patrick's day.

Ciall agus neart, brothers.

Same here, except it will be a glass of redbreast.

[Cliphead]

Got the Guinness in, some wine as a chaser and will indulge in both whilst accompanying myself singing Irish songs with the new guitar I bought today.

[A dog]

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

But you rubbed me down in Guinness first, so it's no surprise.

[wobbegong]

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

Does CM know?

[cailin maith]

Does CM know?

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.