The Official CUK Remorse Thread

[Churchill]

I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.

On the positive side it's cheaper than colonic irrigation.

Guinness, anyone?

Ohhhh I'll never sh1t solid again...

[doodab]

I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.

If it smells that bad don't eat it!

[suityou01]

I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.

It could of course be acute liver failure. Do your eyes look like little yellow marbles?

[SimonMac]

To check, I'd have to go back in the bathroom to look in the mirror. And I'm not going back in there until the extractor fan stops gagging.

Being a bear I tulip in the woods so the smell is never a problem

[SimonMac]

That's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!

(I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)

It was Ingocnito that called me a bear

[RichardCranium]

I managed two pints of water this evening - which went straight through me.

Ooh, I do feel rough.

Still, with a bit of luck I should have lost some weight.

[TestMangler]

It was Ingocnito that called me a bear

To be fair Simon, I think he meant 'hun'

[russell]

Remorse for being a bit rude to a mod.

[SimonMac]

To be fair Simon, I think he meant 'hun'

I am now even more disturbed that he is trying to call me honey!