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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    + 1, but make sure that your laptop is pushed well to the back of the desk to prevent decomposition-related bodily juices leaking onto electrical equipment and thereby blowing your cover. Works best if you sit next to MF as the smell will be masked.
    If you are MF the client will probably give you a better rate for the improved productivity
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

      I think I blew too hard.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

        I think I blew too hard.
        We swoon before such lady-like poise.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          If you are MF the client will probably give you a better rate for the improved productivity
          If you are MF the client probably had you whacked.

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

            I think I blew too hard.
            Classy bird!

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

              I think I blew too hard.
              CM this is not normal, you should stop all activities that damage your nasal passages.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Count yerselves lucky. I just sneezed and snot came out of my eye

                I think I blew too hard.
                Before I read that, I was already feeling really rough and sick. This is fortunate, as it meant I was already 95% of the way to how that post made me feel.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  CM this is not normal, you should stop all activities that damage your nasal passages.
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Before I read that, I was already feeling really rough and sick. This is fortunate, as it meant I was already 95% of the way to how that post made me feel.
                  Sorry chaps - it is pretty minging. Usually only happens when I have a cold but my hayfever has been mental these last few weeks
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    CM this is not normal, you should stop all activities that damage your nasal passages.
                    Actually it's not that unusual. Tubes all connect.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Actually it's not that unusual. Tubes all connect.
                      Unless that **** Crow and his disciples are taking another Sabbatical.
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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