Help, one of my neighbours is a whore

**TestMangler** · 22 August 2011, 21:41

Originally posted by conned tractor View Post

Should I move house or advise her on Ir35?

She's f'ugly before you ask.

IR35 won't apply as she probably performs her services at her own premises with several clients at one time.

Definite pointer to self employment

**thunderlizard** · 22 August 2011, 21:43

You could start by anonymously insulting her on a professional internet forum. That would be a compassionate and mature thing to do.

**conned tractor** · 22 August 2011, 21:46

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

IR35 won't apply as she probably performs her services at her own premises with several clients at one time.

Definite pointer to self employment

I shall ask to see where the plaque stating the Ltd company, she has obviously formed, is displayed and ask her about her liability insurance. I wonder if professional indemnity covers all mishaps?

**TestMangler** · 22 August 2011, 21:47

Originally posted by conned tractor View Post

I shall ask to see where the plaque stating the Ltd company, she has obviously formed, is displayed and ask her about her liability insurance. I wonder if professional indemnity covers all mishaps?

I would assume that she'll use some of her own equipment too as well as her clients'

**conned tractor** · 22 August 2011, 21:50

Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

You could start by anonymously insulting her on a professional internet forum. That would be a compassionate and mature thing to do.

Yes, anon insulter and anon "victim". True internet warrior. Raar.

Compassion...pah.

Professional.....pah.

**AlfredJPruffock** · 22 August 2011, 22:06

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

IR35 won't apply as she probably performs her services at her own premises with several clients at one time.

Definite pointer to self employment

She could also use substittuion to bolster her case IR35 wise - eg quick call to her sister if she has to go out shopping for a spell ,,,

**TestMangler** · 22 August 2011, 22:16

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

She could also use substittuion to bolster her case IR35 wise - eg quick call to her sister if she has to go out shopping for a spell ,,,

Good point. This is clearly a contract for services. Case dismissed.......

**conned tractor** · 22 August 2011, 22:21

Maybe we should compare rates....I might go whoring yet.

**TestMangler** · 22 August 2011, 22:28

Originally posted by conned tractor View Post

Maybe we should compare rates....I might go whoring yet.

Don't know about rates, but you should see some tips............

Barroooom tish. Thank you....I'm here all week

Help, one of my neighbours is a whore