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    Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:
    The cloud formation was captured on July 10 and has yet to be scientifically explained.
    What's he doing up there?

    Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
    Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times

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    Problem solved!
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post


    Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:


    What's he doing up there?

    Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
    Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times
    In what way is that supposed to look like Jesus? Was he famous for doing star jumps?


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    Quote Originally Posted by wobbegong View Post
    In what way is that supposed to look like Jesus? Was he famous for doing star jumps?

    The Lord Our God does star jumps in mysterious ways.

    Virgin Mary spotted too:



    What an odd place to materialise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The Lord Our God does star jumps in mysterious ways.

    Virgin Mary spotted too:



    What an odd place to materialise.
    A portent of the second coming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wobbegong View Post
    A portent of the second coming?
    The first coming at the very least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post


    Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:


    What's he doing up there?

    Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
    Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times
    Looks more like a windmill to me.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Looks more like a windmill to me.
    Nutter

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Nicely irreverent. Or should that be irreverend (sorry the electron thread is to blame for that).
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    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post


    Is it the messiah, is it a divine apparition, is it the second (or is it third?) coming, or is it just a cloud. Science cannot say:


    What's he doing up there?

    Holy ghost! Is this Jesus appearing though the clouds? | Metro.co.uk
    Jesus-like figure captured standing on a cloud atop volcanic peak - Hindustan Times
    No, no, no, it's not Jesus, it's that bloody Julie Andrews, up to her old tricks again!


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