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    Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

    Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

    From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

    Weird.

    Almost put me off having a waz.
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    Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?
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    Why didn't you just widdle under the bottom of the doors? Surely it would have consoled them a bit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?
    I think he just has a peek in as a matter of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

    Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

    From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

    Weird.

    Almost put me off having a waz.


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