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    Default Good questions for 1st parental school meeting

    Hi all

    This evening I am going to attend the first parental school meeting for my daughters class, she is in grade 1.

    I believe the meeting is mostly a general orientation.

    I fear it could be very boring so I am sure everyone would enjoy it if I have many questions to get a dialog going.

    Here is where I need your help.

    What would be good questions?
    What question would make a teacher squirm?

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    I was thinking along the lines of telling them that our family is an "Open relationship" and that they should not be too surprised if my daughter speaks of special parties in the weekends.

    Since my wife is dropping and picking the kids every day it is her that will get all the funny looks
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    You could ask them who you should send the invoice for your time to, and whether you should send the one for your daughter's time separately?

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    You should 'break the ice' with a joke. Something along the lines of . . .

    So I took my 10 year old daughter to the Doctors the other day to ask for a prescription for contraceptive pills for her. "Good God!" said the Doctor, clearly shocked, "You don't mean to say your daughter is sexually active at 10 years old?" "I wouldn't say 'active'", I said, "she mostly just lies there like her Mother".

    That ought to do it.

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    Tell them you already have the whole "Birds and the Bees" thing covered off, and not to get too alarmed if little TS03 starts waffling on about the "One-eyed vomiting Cobra!"

    Should smooth the rails nicely.

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    Good questions for 1st parental school meeting

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Which way is the bar?
    Ah!!!! A solicitor. Very good.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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