Originally posted by sasguru
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Day 2 of my new career and I just met with a guy called Ronald who runs the whole operation (no wonder he's always smiling) who should have met me on day 1. (Edit - to be fair not his fault - he was on a promotional tour)
The generic process designed by him is a high level overview and each station has their own variations depending on output. From my years of experience of being a lardy gut bucket I know that if the output is delivered inconsistently, with too much salt or no cheese for example, no one will eat it (except me of course, nom nom, nom).
No hope of redefining the project plan, revisiting the requirements. Also the stakeholders are either being trained on the drive-thru window, picking their zits or too busy gurning.
It also appears there are other stakeholders (Hamburgler) that need to be involved that have not been so there are huge requirements gaps.
I am supposed to be preparing the McSpec for sign off by next Friday.
What do I do?
McPoll to follow.
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