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    Welcome board invaders, please post here ...

    ...now queue up nicely, no pushing at the back, wait your turn. Ta!
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ...now queue up nicely, no pushing at the back, wait your turn. Ta!
    Cretin, village idiot, straw chewing sasguru

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      #3
      And do try to be polite for at least your 1st 2 posts.

      Thank you (as well).
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
        Cretin, village idiot, straw chewing sasguru
        Not sure about that tip, but he is Freench...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          To save some time, please complete the following questionnaire so that we can process your application.


          1) Do you like films about Gladiators?
          2) What problems can be solved by bleeding the radiators?
          3) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
          4) Would you like to?

          Please also provide 2 references.

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            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Not sure about that tip, but he is Freench...
            nobody is perfect

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              #7
              Board invaders, you are heathen pig-dogs! We hold great barbecue and grill you on gates of hell! Our holy forces then make pig-dog soup to feed to unbelievers!
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Board invaders, you are heathen pig-dogs! We hold great barbecue and grill you on gates of hell! Our holy forces then make pig-dog soup to feed to unbelievers!
                You're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?

                Pssst! Is that a tank behind you?
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                  You're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?

                  Pssst! Is that a tank behind you?
                  Nope, he's just pleased to see you!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    You're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?

                    Pssst! Is that a tank behind you?
                    I am fetching dry charcoal from shed for big barbecue and olive oil and herbs to marinade pig-dog invaders before griddling on Satan's fires!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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