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    #21
    Stone me, this one almost needed the Glomar Challenger to dredge it up.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #22
      You don't get the full picture.

      Java development is dead.

      You need to be a java developer who puts his code into docker containers and deploys it into kubernetes on the cloud with dev/ops pipelines to get the good rates.

      Multi-skills, that's where it's at.

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        #23
        Anybody who has got 25+ Java experience should be ok

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          #24
          Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
          You don't get the full picture.
          Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a given.

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            #25
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a given.
            He had just come off his job as night porter at the Heathrow Thistle.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
              Doesn't sound too catastrophic to me. Remember, these are averages and the average person has 1.999 legs. Rebrand yourself a consultant and charge a day rate of £1k. Sorted.
              Not correct. The average person has 2 legs.
              The average number of legs a person has may well be 1.999.

              /pedant
              See You Next Tuesday

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                #27
                Yes indeed the modal average of legs per person is 2

                but not the mean

                and unless someone has more than 2 legs the median will not exist.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  Yes indeed the modal average of legs per person is 2

                  but not the mean

                  and unless someone has more than 2 legs the median will not exist.
                  Jake the Peg?

                  (Insert Rolf Harris video here)
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Jake the Peg?

                    (Insert Rolf Harris video here)
                    Not sure it was actually a leg.......

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                      #30
                      On my third hip, if that helps clarify matters?

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