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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Cheap. Like your missus.
    £1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      £1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.
      She's put her prices up then.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Plus there's no such thing as wishing. Just some fantasy mumbo jumbo.
        I seem to remember that they gave 20 coders a task. 10 were told it was impossible - 10 told it was doable. 0/10 of the impossible ones completed - 6/10 of the doable ones did it.

        I think that a positive attitude can have a huge effect on the outcome.

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          #14
          Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!
            [insert loaded question here]

            You still on the bench Simon?

            [/insert loaded question here]
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              You will be fine & don't need luck
              Growing old is mandatory
              Growing up is optional

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                [insert loaded question here]

                You still on the bench Simon?

                [/insert loaded question here]
                KUATB
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!
                  Gary Speed is dead and SimonMac lives, what a screwed up world.
                  Last edited by russell; 29 November 2011, 14:01.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by russell View Post
                    Gary Speed is dead and SimonMac lives, what a screwed up world.
                    Oh! I preferred the response where you accused SimonMac of stalking you by PM. He's probably at your home right now Russ having cut the electricity & hiding in the cupboard with your boxers on his head and a large bronze dildo held menancingly high.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Cheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion.
                      Client: so, tell me about your last gig
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                      Client: I don't think you're what we're looking for


                      I'd tell them you're benched SY.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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