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    You can't even call a fork a fork these days.
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    He'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.

    Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week.

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    I was stood behind JT's lawyer today while getting my butty at the train station
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoredBloke View Post
    getting my butty at the train station
    Sounds like a dodgy euphemism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Sounds like a dodgy euphemism.
    No it was a rather nice bacon butty with tomato sauce on. Just what the doctor ordered after a hard night of ridding London of beer. I've had reports that the buggers have made more beer while I was asleep and so I have to start all over again. it's a dirty job etc.....
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You can't even call a fork a fork these days.
    You can't call them coloured any more either!

    Bit unusual as I thought that was the preferred term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAH View Post
    He'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.

    Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week.
    According to reports he intends to "prove his innocence". I'm not sure how he intends to do this, given there's video footage of him shouting racist abuse, but maybe I'm not as bright as he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    You can't call them coloured any more either!

    Bit unusual as I thought that was the preferred term.

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    Non-white or unemployed is the prefered terminology these days I believe.
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