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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I AM the right man for this job then

    Went to the pub with my FIL today

    Got the beers in, chalked the first game of darts

    An aroma of fresh fag smoke entered the pub and all my smoking hackles were on end

    I even forgot my fookin e-fags!!!!!

    Drank lots of ale and concentrated on my darts

    It helps that today is the anniversary of the death of SY02 mate's dad (54) who died of heart disease through smoking, while I feel sorry for her I give my kids a squeeze and put today's cravings behind me, before taking a big lug on my e-cig now I am at home
    My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.
      And ........

      I am that Bob!!!!!!

      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        And ........

        I am that Bob!!!!!!

        My god! Isn't that Simon Mac returning to Bolton from his Spanish villa.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          What is so good about this book then?

          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #35
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            What is so good about this book then?

            That's lame, even for a cock-socket such as your self.

            I think you'll find he was told to read the 'Allen Carr' book, still if a bit of gay-chat floats your boat, then you stick with that one
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #36
              Homophobic much?
              Last edited by d000hg; 29 December 2011, 19:15.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Wow. You've never got the hang of this baiting lark have you, you halitosis lung cancer prone yellow fingered stinkbag.
                Hehe, I've never met a smoker who wasn't the above. May you all get the lung cancer you deserve

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