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    Bought meself some e-fags to help quit. Benefits include :

    I get to "smoke" them in the house.
    The benefits of quitting still take place eg I don't smell of fags, my lungs clear themselves, I get my sense of smell back (I stink btw )
    The saucepan lids don't give me stick for puffing on them cos they know they're not real fags and will help me quit.

    The down sides include :

    Sitting here for the last bastid 40 minutes waiting for them to charge
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Suity old chap.

    Read the Allen Carr book.

    Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

    Read the book man and do it tonight.
    On Desolation Boulevard, they'd light the faded lights.....

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    Good for you suity. I don't even smoke but I bought some - great laugh, especially watching the self-righteous going apoplectic in pubs watching you "smoke".

    Minty propylene glycol goodness....mmmmm...

    Suggest you buy at least three batteries and two chargers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Suity old chap.

    Read the Allen Carr book.

    Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

    Read the book man and do it tonight.
    I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Got the thread title wrong and expected some:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays.
    And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine

    Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine

    Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did
    The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude
    Good man Suity. Go for it and let Uncle Mangler know how you get on.
    On Desolation Boulevard, they'd light the faded lights.....

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    Smokers who can't give up

    Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Smokers who can't give up

    Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.
    And you smoked right?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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