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    My Cats got AIDS

    The missus took two of the cats for their jabs this am, and the vet tells her that our new male, one year old Oreo, has Cat AIDS.

    Little furry gay boy


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    Gay? How do you know he has not just been sharing needles?
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      #3
      It's been listening to your Frankie records.

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        The missus took two of the cats for their jabs this am, and the vet tells her that our new male, one year old Oreo, has Cat AIDS.

        Little furry gay boy


        He'll be OK. They can be vaccinated against it, so make sure the other mogs are (although they may then test positive themselves - are you sure Oreo hasn't been vaccinated?). As I understand it, the main method of transmission is through wounds sustained during fights, so I hope he doesn't get in to any punch-ups.
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          #5
          Apparently , the little moggie has red gums, which is a main indicator of the condition. The vet advised that we dont get any kittens
          but the older moggies are safe because they have built up their immunity.

          The vet reckons he is a carrier

          feline aids


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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            He'll be OK. They can be vaccinated against it, so make sure the other mogs are (although they may then test positive themselves - are you sure Oreo hasn't been vaccinated?). As I understand it, the main method of transmission is through wounds sustained during fights, so I hope he doesn't get in to any punch-ups.
            he's always fighting. thats why we got him, to protect our females from the evil siamese twins who took over the patch when Biscuit died.
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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              he's always fighting. thats why we got him, to protect our females from the evil siamese twins who took over the patch when Biscuit died.
              We've got a couple of those
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                #8
                Sorry EO but the retort 'How does it smell?' just won't go away...
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Sorry EO but the retort 'How does it smell?' just won't go away...
                  Terrible
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                    #10
                    Have it put down
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