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    The missus took two of the cats for their jabs this am, and the vet tells her that our new male, one year old Oreo, has Cat AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The missus took two of the cats for their jabs this am, and the vet tells her that our new male, one year old Oreo, has Cat AIDS.

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    He'll be OK. They can be vaccinated against it, so make sure the other mogs are (although they may then test positive themselves - are you sure Oreo hasn't been vaccinated?). As I understand it, the main method of transmission is through wounds sustained during fights, so I hope he doesn't get in to any punch-ups.
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    Apparently , the little moggie has red gums, which is a main indicator of the condition. The vet advised that we dont get any kittens
    but the older moggies are safe because they have built up their immunity.

    The vet reckons he is a carrier

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    He'll be OK. They can be vaccinated against it, so make sure the other mogs are (although they may then test positive themselves - are you sure Oreo hasn't been vaccinated?). As I understand it, the main method of transmission is through wounds sustained during fights, so I hope he doesn't get in to any punch-ups.
    he's always fighting. thats why we got him, to protect our females from the evil siamese twins who took over the patch when Biscuit died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    he's always fighting. thats why we got him, to protect our females from the evil siamese twins who took over the patch when Biscuit died.
    We've got a couple of those
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    Sorry EO but the retort 'How does it smell?' just won't go away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Sorry EO but the retort 'How does it smell?' just won't go away...
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