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    A quick looky at the 1st page of General.

    Bensey has decided future vacations will be tent based.

    MF is having a midlife crisis and wants to blow 25K on a car race.

    Soupy is subjecting the missus to Beach Boys based guitar torture.

    My money is going on psychocandy though.




    no offence intended chaps

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    I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012
    Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?
    Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.
    Do you have a chameleon as well?

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    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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    Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wim121 View Post
    Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....
    Beyond the first its quite easy. At least in the early days. You know what you have the do - the issue with the first child is continually referring to the instruction manual.

    Top tip - never discard the packaging your baby comes in. You never know when it might prove handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wim121 View Post
    Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....
    They are HAVING the sprog as we speak

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    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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