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    Default I got an Ipad for Christmas

    WTF do I do with it?
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    Give it to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    WTF do I do with it?
    And before any of you make any suggestions the answer is: yes I have tried that and it hurts
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    WTF do I do with it?
    Did you get one from those agents who offer a free iPad for every referral who is placed at a client?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    WTF do I do with it?
    cross the US border with it:
    BBC News - Canada-US border crossed by man using iPad as ID

    When I first saw the headline I thought he's used it as a paddle but then it turned out that any electronic device with a screen would have sufficed, just not made the news as not an ipad
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    If you put a game on, it would probably make an excellent hot water bottle.
    Last edited by TimberWolf; 6th January 2012 at 11:46. Reason: missed out 'hot'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    cross the US border with it:
    BBC News - Canada-US border crossed by man using iPad as ID

    When I first saw the headline I thought he's used it as a paddle but then it turned out that any electronic device with a screen would have sufficed, just not made the news as not an ipad
    My passport is lighter and fits my pocket. However I cant get porn on my passport (having said that I cant seem to get it on my ipad either )
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Did you get one from those agents who offer a free iPad for every referral who is placed at a client?
    The bastard short changed me and so I got a screen cover
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    It's great for keeping the kids quiet in the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's great for keeping the kids quiet in the car.
    Doesn't the screen break though?

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