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Do gorillas peel bananas before they eat them?

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    #11
    and why dont they have pips eh?

    why dont nanas have pips



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      #12
      and did you know

      and orange is called an orange because, well, it's orange.

      English is the only language in the world where a nana is NOT called a yellow, or a yellow-skin

      FACT


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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        and did you know

        and orange is called an orange because, well, it's orange.

        English is the only language in the world where a nana is NOT called a yellow, or a yellow-skin

        FACT


        Fascinating. What do other countries call lemons?
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          #14
          Originally posted by Freamon View Post
          Fascinating. What do other countries call lemons?
          Vauxhalls.

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            #15
            Hahahaha I once had a vauxhall nova and it was a great car.

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                #17
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                The step of actually opening the banana is a bit too fast to see there.

                Monkey see monkey do:

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  i'm allergic to 'nanas

                  i would vote for any party that would repeal the banana




                  Bananas can be dangerous for people with poor kidney function. They have alot of potassium - and sudden increases cause death - no other symptoms first.

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                    #19
                    Pineapples contain a flesh eating enzyme when they are picked straight from the plant.
                    My Dad told me this, as when he was doing his national service overseas they landed somewhere tropical and in typical army style were told not to pick and eat the pineapple, but not why.
                    So my Dad being my Dad, did!
                    And when they went back on the ship was bollocked for not obeying an order. The pineapple had caused a rash on his face, due to this enzyme.
                    Oh and it was mentioned on QI
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wim121 View Post
                      Hahahaha I once had a vauxhall nova and it was a great car.
                      I once had a ginger headed girl - that was great too

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