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    Major bad news

    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

    Bollocks.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

    Bollocks.
    Have some of mine
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Have some of mine
      I've got some white spirit in the garage. I wonder if I can mix it with ice?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?
          I'd have to get dressed.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I'd have to get her dressed.
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              HTF do you run out of alcohol?

              You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.

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                #8
                I've got loads. But I'm not thirsty.

                Er, that didn't help did it.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  HTF do you run out of alcohol?

                  You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.
                  send ones butler
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I have run out of alcohol in the house.

                    Bollocks.
                    Me too... about 10 mins ago
                    Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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