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The inaugural CUK brown-noser of the week award ...`

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    when the special bus pulled up outside.
    Perhaps just a teeny tiny bit over the line?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      600 mile round trip apparently to find a friend
      Whereas in your case, a 600 mile trip in any direction wouldnt yield anything but an accountant that would make off with your wonga.

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Perhaps just a teeny tiny bit over the line?
        Over the line!!!! These bloody people with disabled badges think they can park anywhere!!!!!! ;-)

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          #14
          I've got an infraction for starting this thread

          Better make it a good un.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
            Over the line!!!! These bloody people with disabled badges think they can park anywhere!!!!!! ;-)
            I'm surprised you have the time to post here - those trolleys won't collect themselves.
            OK, that was mean
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I've got an infraction for starting this thread

              Better make it a good un.
              Good.

              That'll teach you for being so bitchy
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I've got an infraction for starting this thread

                Better make it a good un.
                Look on the bright side. At least someone has noticed your input in this thread. Normally people either just ignore your waffle, or collate it all into a booklet for Insomniacs that don't respond to hard drugs.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Whereas in your case, a 600 mile trip in any direction wouldnt yield anything but an accountant that would make off with your wonga.

                  He does pick 'em.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I'm surprised you have the time to post here - those trolleys won't collect themselves.
                    OK, that was mean
                    What does that mean fella!!!!! Bit mean!!!!

                    Anyhow, how did you know I used to collect trolleys as a student???!!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
                      What does that mean fella!!!!! Bit mean!!!!

                      Anyhow, how did you know I used to collect trolleys as a student???!!!
                      I'd like to sincerely and humbly apologise for my apology in my previous post. There was no excuse for it and I will be seeking counselling.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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