Oh dear

[JamJarST]

No thanks, were not homophobic here but that's a bit forward.

How about if I buy you dinner first?

Your mother isn't this fussy you know!

[russell]

How about if I buy you dinner first?

Your mother isn't this fussy you know!

Is that how you did you knee in?

[JamJarST]

Is that how you did you knee in?

Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.

[MarillionFan]

Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.

[OwlHoot]

Just had a diagnosis on my knee after I had an MRI last week. Thought I had torn the cartilage but turns out I have ruptured my anterior cruciate ligament (ACL)

Is that what they call housemaid's knee these days? How did you manage that?

[JamJarST]

Is that what they call housemaid's knee these days? How did you manage that?

Never heard of housemaids knee, must be your age lol

I fell off my motorcycle while marshaling a mountain bike race, my toe dug in and the bike rolled over me and my knee got twisted right round!!

[russell]

Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.

Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.

[sasguru]

Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.

And what did your dad do after that? I mean who's the carpet muncher now?

[JamJarST]

Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.

It took you half an hour to come up with that retort?!? Weak ...

[TimberWolf]

Does the NHS still fix things like that?