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    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruprect View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
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    Pity they didn't put Siralan on, they could have had him shouting your fired tourettes style randomly
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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
    Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

    And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



    btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
    Very ******** funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mos View Post
    Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

    And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



    btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
    But Lucy was a cross dressing bent accountant with a criminal record for sexually molesting adults with learning disabilities and posting pictures of their genitalia on a medical curiosities website.
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