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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Pilots usually swerve towards me.
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    There was a trader at Goldmine Sucks making loads of money. One month he loses big time - he boss asks why. He says that Peter Rabbit has made the trades - and points to the next desk (which is empty) and says "Peter Rabbit sits there". He got given 3 months holiday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    There was a trader at Goldmine Sucks making loads of money. One month he loses big time - he boss asks why. He says that Peter Rabbit has made the trades - and points to the next desk (which is empty) and says "Peter Rabbit sits there". He got given 3 months holiday!
    I used to house share with a French Lad in London. He was very bright, lovely bloke, and we used to play Chess every night. One night, we're playing chess and he's acting a bit odd. He goes and picks up two knifes he owns (he was a sous chef), and as I start getting the better of him, he picked up his queen and swallowed her. Said he was protecting her dignity and if I got any closer, he'd protect her with his life and his knives.

    Long story short, I got stabbed and he ended up sectioned. Parents flew in from Bahrain, where they lived, and said he had no history of mental illness. Just lost that night. Put me off chess for a long time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Pilots usually swerve towards me.
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    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoiderman View Post
    I used to house share with a French Lad in London. He was very bright, lovely bloke, and we used to play Chess every night. One night, we're playing chess and he's acting a bit odd. He goes and picks up two knifes he owns (he was a sous chef), and as I start getting the better of him, he picked up his queen and swallowed her. Said he was protecting her dignity and if I got any closer, he'd protect her with his life and his knives.

    Long story short, I got stabbed and he ended up sectioned. Parents flew in from Bahrain, where they lived, and said he had no history of mental illness. Just lost that night. Put me off chess for a long time....
    Who won the game though?
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Who won the game though?
    Me, once we'd restrained him and I'd been patched up, I finished the game for him. I think the going insane act was an attempt at trying not to lose as he was in a hopeless position.

    Would never call a frenchy a cheese eating, surrender monkey though, seemed pretty handy with the knives...

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Pilots usually swerve towards me.
    Hopefully one day they won't miss.

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    Has anyone done the "that wasn't venus that was uranus" comment yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Has anyone done the "that wasn't venus that was uranus" comment yet?
    The one picking the people out of the overhead lockers...

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