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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBiggest killer in Australia isn't a spider, a snake or a shark. It's horses.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBiggest killer in Australia isn't a spider, a snake or a shark. It's horses.
In Queensland, they have the deadly box jellyfish which, apparently, has the most agonisingly painful venom of all.
I must tell you something of the pain.
The pain attacks your body at a speed that is so fast it cannot be measured. Already your lungs are paralyzed and your stomach is turned upside down. Simultaneously your tongue is trapped and quickly dries out, while your jaw slams shut and your eyes squeeze tight. Your ears go deaf. Your muscles tense in an attempt to combat the pain; then they release succumbing to its awesome power.Comment
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I must tell you something of the pain.
The pain attacks your body at a speed that is so fast it cannot be measured. Already your lungs are paralyzed and your stomach is turned upside down. Simultaneously your tongue is trapped and quickly dries out, while your jaw slams shut and your eyes squeeze tight. Your ears go deaf. Your muscles tense in an attempt to combat the pain; then they release succumbing to its awesome power.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostAu contraire DP. There is a class system in Australia but it's based on money - exactly how it should be. Meritocratic.Comment
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Originally posted by janey View Postjust received a positive result from my Australia skills assessment!
wahoo
Also, what jobboard / what skill ?Comment
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Originally posted by europetractor View PostAre you gonna be flying over the middle east ? If you are good luck with that.
Also, what jobboard / what skill ?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Postand with countless venomous critters.....Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBiggest killer in Australia isn't a spider, a snake or a shark. It's horses.
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostAu contraire DP. There is a class system in Australia but it's based on money - exactly how it should be. Meritocratic.Comment
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