I was reminiscing this morning whilst 'seeing a friend off to the coast' about a time long ago in a nightclub, when I was well oiled and had to use the facilities of said nightclub. I went in with my shirt hanging outside my trousers, but when the time came to wipe ones backside, the shirt got between the paper and ones anus thus using the shirt as, in effect, the toilet paper.
Obviously bladdered at the time, I subsequently had to tuck the shirt into ones trousers on my departure.
Just wondering whether anyone else had any similar lavatory based experiences.
No….just me?!
Obviously bladdered at the time, I subsequently had to tuck the shirt into ones trousers on my departure.
Just wondering whether anyone else had any similar lavatory based experiences.
No….just me?!
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