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    Need a little advice from those of you who keep peacocks.

    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window??? It's been all evening so far! When do they stop? In addition Crows. How Long will the 100 or so crows in the orchard next to the cottage keep cawing???? Least the ducks are quiet now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window???
    At about the same point as you start cooking them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spacecadet View Post
    At about the same point as you start cooking them
    Had Swan earlier this evening. Didn't realise you could eat Peacocks as well. Not looking forward to the dawn chorus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Any advice?
    Move out of town and into the country for some peace and quiet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window?
    I think they stop once you've had sex with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nomadd View Post
    I think they stop once you've had sex with them.
    I'm going shooting in the morning so if they're noisy in the morning then they're ****ed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm going shooting in the morning so if they're noisy in the morning then they're ****ed.
    Don't shoot the missus while you are at it

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    It's like the beginning of Wurzel Gummidge this morning. Dawn chorus. Dawn rave more like.
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